Showing posts with label True Blood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label True Blood. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Are you more afraid now than ever of Vampires?






Then this necklace is a 'must have'!

Since their recent 'coming out of the coffin' & desire to 'mainstream' themselves in society we are all at a hightened risk for random Vampire attacks.
It's not that they aren't trying to adjust, but even with that new synthetic blood on the market, it's still in their nature. A little added security is always a good thing, especially
if you are thinking about dating one of these guys!!!

For your protection this necklace includes:
~The traditional CROSS, which can hold Vampires at bay & render gravesites useless to them.
~A MIRROR for checking to see if in fact the 'entity' in question is a Vampire...
No reflection could mean bad news.
I've also been told that mirrors aggravate them 'to death', since they can't even see their own reflection.
~A SILVER chain that wraps around, which can come in quite handy when you're 'necking' with a Vampire.